December 2008
9 posts
Best of Gabe and Gossip Girl
Part 1: I hate Serena and Dan. Also Aaron. Will they please all die?
So Dan and Aaron are going to go head-to-head to win Serena’s heart. May the best man kill the other man and then kill himself. Dan checks in on Serena before the funeral to see how she is doing. Maybe when they’re at the graveyard, the two of them will accidentally fall into an open grave and everyone will...
Watchanother episode of Smart Girls at the Party
McSweeney's: Your best friend in a romantic comedy... →
“I’m so glad you met me for drinks in this funky downtown watering hole that plays well-known contemporary hip-hop songs. By the way, mazel tov on your promotion at that chic company you work for, girlfriend—a round of sake on me! Boy, as a wisecracking half-Japanese, half-black Jewish woman, I love being a nonthreatening “ethnic” blend, because I get to order exotic foods...
